Marcus Aurelius, Roman Emperor, last of the five goodens, stoic philosopher … And the only pin up on my wall when I was fifteen. Only one I ever had. I am not sure who you think you’re talking to right now, Madam Vastra but I never had the slightest interest in pretty young men.

Clara Oswald: Deep Breathe

Ah yes, sweet innocent virginal Clara.

*Cough*controlling womens sexualities*cough*

(via queeriosity-investigates)
madamethursday:

[Image: A clear plastic bowl with multi-colored candies in it with a large bag of M&M’s, a large bag of Skittles, and a large bag of Reese’s pieces by it, showing that all three have been mixed together.]
moniquill:

nethilia:

littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

y’all motherfuckers need jesus

This is almost as evil as the wasabi avocado. Almost.


While this is funny, be VERY careful doing this because while the other two are relatively safe, Reese’s contains peanut butter, which is peanuts/nuts and that’s a really common allergy (one of the big eight) that can really cause a nasty reaction in people. 
So just…make sure the person you’re doing this to doesn’t have that allergy.
But if you’re sure no allergies are involved, well. Enjoy your evil.

madamethursday:

[Image: A clear plastic bowl with multi-colored candies in it with a large bag of M&M’s, a large bag of Skittles, and a large bag of Reese’s pieces by it, showing that all three have been mixed together.]

moniquill:

nethilia:

littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

y’all motherfuckers need jesus

This is almost as evil as the wasabi avocado. Almost.

While this is funny, be VERY careful doing this because while the other two are relatively safe, Reese’s contains peanut butter, which is peanuts/nuts and that’s a really common allergy (one of the big eight) that can really cause a nasty reaction in people. 

So just…make sure the person you’re doing this to doesn’t have that allergy.

But if you’re sure no allergies are involved, well. Enjoy your evil.

the-wolf-in-the-police-box:

jonpertwee:

I feel like a lot of the pro-Moffat crowd isn’t even pro-Moffat anymore but anti-anti-Moffat crowd.

It’s because they know he’s shit and have no valid defenses of him left but can’t stand to be told they were wrong so now they’re just making vague statements about us “moffat haters”.

dreamscape-inkscape:

writing tip; if moffat would put it on paper, don’t

lunarsilverwolfstar:

A perfectly balanced meal. Pot luck a day before final exam. #food #dinner

lunarsilverwolfstar:

A perfectly balanced meal. Pot luck a day before final exam. #food #dinner

ladyniteloveswho:

THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
-Was RAPED along her best friend while her husband was tied up and forced to watch.
-Was diagnosed with uterine CANCER
-Had to get a DIVORCE because her husband was gay
What did she do about it all? 
-Create a television show with her ex based on their divorce and friendship that still holds strong.
-Laughs just as hard today as she has in the past.
-Fights for the rights of the gay and lesbian community
-Works for the U.S. State department for the Public Diplomacy Envoy for Women’s Health Issues.
-Launched the ‘Cancer Shmancer’ movement, a non-profit organization dedicated to ensuring that all women’s cancers be diagnosed while in Stage 1, the most curable stage.
-Has won the following awards: Jon Wayne’s Institute’s Woman of Achievement award, Gilda Award, City of Hope Wom of the Year award, Hebrew University Humanitarian award, Albert Einstien’s College of Medicine’s Spirit of Achievement Award, City of Hope’s Spirit of Life Award, and the ”My Aid Award” for her achievements in support of cancer prevention and rehabilitation.
-She has been cancer free for 12 years.
Now tell me she is not an AMAZING Woman.
When people say they “Hate her” because of her voice, I just want to punch them straight in their faces.
This is Fran Drescher, and she is one HELL Of a strong woman.

ladyniteloveswho:

THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

-Was RAPED along her best friend while her husband was tied up and forced to watch.

-Was diagnosed with uterine CANCER

-Had to get a DIVORCE because her husband was gay

What did she do about it all?

-Create a television show with her ex based on their divorce and friendship that still holds strong.

-Laughs just as hard today as she has in the past.

-Fights for the rights of the gay and lesbian community

-Works for the U.S. State department for the Public Diplomacy Envoy for Women’s Health Issues.

-Launched the ‘Cancer Shmancer’ movement, a non-profit organization dedicated to ensuring that all women’s cancers be diagnosed while in Stage 1, the most curable stage.

-Has won the following awards: Jon Wayne’s Institute’s Woman of Achievement award, Gilda Award, City of Hope Wom of the Year award, Hebrew University Humanitarian award, Albert Einstien’s College of Medicine’s Spirit of Achievement Award, City of Hope’s Spirit of Life Award, and the ”My Aid Award” for her achievements in support of cancer prevention and rehabilitation.

-She has been cancer free for 12 years.

Now tell me she is not an AMAZING Woman.

When people say they “Hate her” because of her voice, I just want to punch them straight in their faces.

This is Fran Drescher, and she is one HELL Of a strong woman.

deathpoolquinn:

mortuary-mary:

legalize wheat and wheat by products.

*sheriff’s secret police sirens*

deathpoolquinn:

mortuary-mary:

legalize wheat and wheat by products.

*sheriff’s secret police sirens*

rjalker:

I’ve said this before but I’ll say it again.

The moment, the exact moment you start using logic to go over the thing you just watched instead of letting your emotions cloud your judgment is the exact freaking moment anything Steven Moffat has ever written falls apart.

Please explain to me:

So Panera paid me 85 Cents… yes Cents for 4 and half hours of orientation….. if it doesn’t get fixed I’m gonna quit

My first fucking pay check and this is what I get. I nearly cried today I was so upset and the lady who hands out the checks was just like “Oh well” Ik why it’s cause the guy who did my orientation made me clock in and out like 45 minutes to end of my time there…. but seriously…. uggg Panera’s given me nothing but headaches since the whole thing started…. my first fucking paycheck ever in my whole life is 85 cents now…..